Lamington Smoothie Recipe
 
  Lamington
 
 - Australian for a sponge cake with chocolate sauce and shredded coconut. On a glutinously good day, they may be filled with cream and strawberry jam.
 
 
 Mum used to make these bad boys about twice a year. Is that bi-annually? English aside, it wasn't often enough. Homemade lamingtons, not the tasteless supermarket variety. Taste like patriotism. Patriotism mixed with chocolate, cake and coconut. I wanted to replicate that sense of pride without spending all day in a kitchen freezing and coating sponge cake. So I made a two-minute smoothie. Plus this recipe is healthier.
Lamington Smoothie
 
  Ingredients:
 
 
 Vegan, gluten free & refined sugar-free
- 1 cup Cashews
 - 1/2 cup Quinoa Flakes (Oats if you're not coeliac)
 - 1/2 cup Shredded Coconut
 - 1 tsp Cacao Nibs
 - 1 tsp Cocoa
 - 1/4 cups Coconut Water
 - 4 Ice Cubes
 
Method:
- Blend.
 - Pour into cliche Mason jar.
 - Spill ingredients over the top.
 - Take a square photo with soft, natural light.
 - Drink.
 - Edit photo using Snapseed.
 - Upload onto Instagram with a casual brag like, "Had some left over ingredients so turned it into a Lamington Smoothie. #straya"
 - Finish smoothie.